No Retreat. No Regret.

I have a penchant for nautical tats, outlandish clothing, pretty photographs, and funny things said by intelligent people. Also for using ostentatious words like 'penchant' and 'ostentatious', and bitching about my white girl problems. Enjoy.

gq:

Sh*t New Yorkers Say

If you live here, you know how amazingly, eerily perfect this is. I said about 90 percent of these things on my way to work this morning. And bonus points for the faked enthusiasm for a gift of crappy Magnolia Bakery’s crappy cupcakes.

true life. 

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    You gots ta love this reel. Now they should do a version of the stupid sh*t...transplanted...
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    word, my daily conversations.
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    i just think it’s funny with the tourist part and the part where they say “i love it here!” and then “ugh i hate it...
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    idk, this seems more like shit people who think they’re new yorkers say…
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    I think the video does give New Yorkers some justice, I’ve said many of these things before. Though, I think this is a...
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    lol i love the two-sided opinions about this video. some say it’s true and some say it’s “bougie” stuff. the whole time...
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    “Stuff bougie New Yorkers who really aren’t from New York cuz they moved here from the burbs when they were 23 say.” -...
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    “You read the Post? Not ironically? Uh Huh” HAHA. Please watch this....have ever lived in...
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