No Retreat. No Regret.

I have a penchant for nautical tats, outlandish clothing, pretty photographs, and funny things said by intelligent people. Also for using ostentatious words like 'penchant' and 'ostentatious', and bitching about my white girl problems. Enjoy.

Things I would do with a machete

lgallant:

Peel carrots

Peel apples

Peel other foods

Sharpen Pencils

Pick my teeth

Open letters

Shave

Cut my nails

Pretend to be a pirate

Laura, do you want me to buy you a machete? Kinsman is keeping the one I bought him but KTP DOES have more… 

2 months ago