January 2012
35 posts
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Thoughts While Drunk:
I should totally read more epic fantasy. Have I ever actually read Terry Brooks? I should totally do that.
Watchannareed:
thedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: The second part of Stephen Colbert’s must-see sit-down with accidental-children’s-writer Maurice Sendak.
[colbertnation.]
See Also: Part 1.
Maurice Sendak is the craziest old man, I can’t even stand it.
I LOVE THIS MAN.
Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Stephen Colbert sits down with Where the Wild Things Are author and affable crank Maurice Sendak to discuss a potential Where the Wild Things sequel among other penises.
Part 2 airs tonight.
[ccinsider.]
“Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into someone you are not.”
– Paulo Coelho (via primordialnrg)
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Necessary.
Joe Fox: So what's his handle?
Kathleen Kelly: Uh...
Joe Fox: I'm not going to write him. Is that what you're worried about? You think I'm going to e-mail him?
Kathleen Kelly: [beat] All right, NY152.
Joe Fox: N-Y-one-five-two. One hundred and fifty-two. He's a hundred and fifty-two years old. He's had one hundred and fifty-two moles removed, so now he's got one hundred fifty-two pock marks on his... on his face...
Kathleen Kelly: The number of people who think he looks like Clark Gable.
Joe Fox: One hundred and fifty-two people who think he looks like a Clark *Bar*.
Kathleen Kelly: [laughing] Why did I even tell you about this?
Joe Fox: A hundred and fifty-two stitches from his nose job. The number of his souvenir shot glasses that he's collected in his travels.
Kathleen Kelly: No! The number... the numb... his address? No! No, he would never do anything that prosaic.
I love the primaries.
iamtheboombox:
Everyone suddenly cares about New Hampshire and I can’t help but feel like “…yeah I’m the shit. It’s true.”
True life.
Happy Birthday to Me
BNG has played just about every emo hit of the past ten years in the several hours I have been here.
I’ve applied for 6 jobs.
I guess I’m not a teenager anymore?
We Reviewed Van Halen's Teeny-Tiny Show at Cafe...
villagevoice:
photo by @spins/Instagram
“Last night Van Halen tried to blow away any last traces of the rancor and bad blood that arose again and again in the years since Roth’s long-ago departure for a solo career, and it mostly succeeded,” Maura Johnston writes about last night’s very exclusive show.
why didn’t I know about this. why was I not in this crowd. ohmygod.
Hey guys,...
Watchthedailywhat:
Afternoon Snack: Portlandia’s second season starts early with this sneak peek of the first episode — which is actually the whole damn thing.
Check it out above four full days before its premiere on IFC and then don’t tell your friends so when they watch it on Friday with the rest of the plebs you can be all like “I watched that episode before it was on television.”
[ratsoff...
Yelping with Cormac: Chipotle Mexican Grill →
bobbyfinger:
yelpingwithcormac:
SOMA - San Francisco, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Three stars.
See that false burrito. See it swaddled in tinfoil on the desk in the bowels of that great tower, a bundle of meat and sauce in a place long ago ceded to silicone and copper. The stooped man eating that peasant food as if in consuming it he can escape to a farmfield in a...
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December 2011
18 posts
pottery wheels are so goddamn expensive.
Things I would do with a machete
lgallant:
Peel carrots
Peel apples
Peel other foods
Sharpen Pencils
Pick my teeth
Open letters
Shave
Cut my nails
Pretend to be a pirate
Laura, do you want me to buy you a machete? Kinsman is keeping the one I bought him but KTP DOES have more…
I thought about posting a Christopher Hitchens obit, but they all suck. Without Christopher Hitchens around there’s no one left with balls enough to memorialize him with anything but trivialities.
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